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Happy Monday, guys! I hope you all had great weekends! I’m away visiting Chicago, having a blast. This weekend MTV paid homage to those films the Academy is certain to overlook (yes, I mean Twilight: Breaking Dawn) at their 21st annual movie awards. Those celebrities who didn’t attend somehow managed to go on living.
Let’s get into it, shall we?
Ciara looked Hot! in a bright red frock from Balmain. That hair, however… gentleman might “prefer blondes,” but Ciara’s complexion certainly doesn’t. Her face is all kinds of washed out! Bring back the brown!
The video awards provided Janelle Monàe another opportunity to wear one of her several black and white suits. Hmm on this tired combination. Hot on the flawless makeup!
Amber Rose tried for (relative) modesty in this sheer embellished mint green frock, but instead achieved a level of frump we’re not used to seeing from her. This dress is cute, but all the frills and frou frou take away from her slammin’ bod. Hmm… Wiz Khalifa‘s stylist dressed him in an apropriately casual look.
Kat Graham shut the place down in this very sexy draped black gown. Hot!
Romeo Miller chose a clean, polished look for this occasion, while his sister Cymphonique confused the red carpet event with a suburban high school prom. Hmm on that dress!
Whoever this Lil’ Niquo fellow is, he would do well to surrender his awesome King Tut necklace to me! Hot!
Staying within the sartorial guidelines set up for her by a certain rapper boyfriend, Kim Kardashian attended Hard Rock Hotel’s “Hottest Party Rehab Sundays.” Needless to say, this dress does nothing for her figure. Hmm…
Oh, Alexandra Burke. The singer performed at the G-A-Y Heaven nightclub in London in a bizzare spiked getup. Do I even need to say it? Hmm…
Tyra Banks was spotted out with a friend in a casual weekend look. Is it weird that I like her galloping horse top?
Maxwell looked positively strapping sipping champagne at the Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic.
Also in attendance were Zoe Saldana and her sister Cisely. Both ladies look Hot!, though I wish they’d worn something with a little more color.
Jessica Alba rocked this Narciso Rodriguez cutout bodycon dress to fête Mont Blanc Princes Grace of Monaco’s new jewelry collection. The dress is Hot! but the whole look is a little underwhelming.
And finally, Mel B squeezed into a teeny bikini to go sailing with husband Stephen Belafonte. Her body looks Hot!, but it would be nice if she’d chosen a bikini top that actually fit.
Who had the hottest looks this weekend?